Funny Panel Friday-Hawkeye edition

Changing things up here just a tad, I think I am going to start doing funny panel fridays of just one group of a comic for a while, and see how I like that. So Now it is Hawkeye’s turn which is a comic I pick up but haven’t talked about. Which needs to change.

I hate it when I get trapped by fan boys

I hate it when I get trapped by fan boys

This scene really needs no words.

This scene really needs no words.

 

This seemed like a good idea at the time.

This seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

I'm throwing a party here.

I’m throwing a party here.

 

 

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Batman Ghost

There are two types of Batman that I love. The first one we have talked about before, which is Papa Bat, where someone has made a mistake of touching one of his babies, giving them a scrap on the knee, in which he must eat their face off to fix it. The second one, which is much rarely, and I love more, is the I –Don’t-Give-a-Fuck-Bat, which usually happens when either the situation is too stupid that even the Batman can’t look at without cracking a smile or he just doesn’t know how to react to it.
This brings me to Batman Ghost, which the legendary team Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale gave us, and hot damn it is wonderful; it’s what happens when the Batman meets Halloween and Charles Dickens! I don’t know really were to start this without saying, you want a fun batman story, this one is worth picking up.
It starts out with Bruce at a Halloween party, reminding himself why he isn’t a big fan of people when the penguins shows up because it is a bunch of rich people in Gotham. You would think that if you were rich, live in Gotham, you sure as fuck wouldn’t want to throw a party. I mean, look at what happens every time Bruce Wayne throws an event. Some crazy mother fucking comes out of the woodwork and decides to, at the very least, steal whatever you were a)selling, b) raising for charity, and/or c) the person you were throwing the party for. Anyways, Bruce Wayne gets kicked out of a window, which was high above Gotham City, Batman comes back throw the window, kicks ass, and the next shot is Batman walking home.

You fell out of a window that was a few stories up. Alfred is going to have to explain why you aren't dead. Dick Move Batman, Dick Move.

You fell out of a window that was a few stories up. Alfred is going to have to explain why you aren’t dead. Dick Move Batman, Dick Move.

Yea. The Penguin fight isn’t the point to this story. Oh no, it about the craziness that happens next. Though it is one of my favorite panels of all time in it.
So Bruce comes home and goes to bed, because, well, what else is he going to do? I know this doesn’t sound very exciting, but this sets up for one of the greatest things ever. Thomas Wayne shows up, in the role of the first Ghost of Halloween. He, like Jacob Marley, is the Harold for the other ghost of the evening. Why is this the Halloween Verison of the Christmas Carol? Because do you really see Batman learning about the meaning of Christmas, which is, FAMILY TOGETHERNESS? The Meaning of Halloween is, well, as best as I can guess after reading the whole thing is shut up and hand out candy. Then when you die people will remember who you are.

You can't help but be a Dick, huh Batman?

You can’t help but be a Dick, huh Batman?

Well the Ghost of Halloween Past shows up, who is poison Ivy, which leads into my next favorite joke. See, this ties back into the Don’t Give a Fuck. Batman doesn’t seems to understand or care what is going on. This is just a bunch to bulllshit to him, and he is just rolling with it. It is such a rare side of him that we get to see, which adds to the fun I think. I always enjoy seeing Bruce let his hair down. Anyways, they look over what happened in the past, where it is clear Thomas Wayne was a workaholic, which I always thought was a cheap way to go with that Character. I have always had a little bit of a problem of Batman coming from the worlds perfect family. I must have been one of the few people who liked Morrison’s version of Thomas Wayne from Batman RIP. I like the idea of Thomas Wayne isn’t there because he is working, but that he is in a Bar somewhere flinging Dollars at a Stripper. And Yes, I do have a bit of a shitty relationship with my father, why do you ask?
Anyways, we find that Bruce has always been a dick, and didn’t have friends as a kid. I don’t know what to think about this, beside it being a little sad and not really surprising. I sure Bruce as always been a little bit of a stick in the mud, and being every friend that he has admitted to having from childhood tried to kill him, Tommy Elliot anyone? ((Clearly a shitty Judge of character.)) There is also a part with Fox, as another Halloween in the past, IN FRANCE! Because WHY NOT!
The Next Ghost is the Joker, and my third panel that made me laugh out loud. This is just a fight between the Ghost Joker and Batman, which makes Batman looks like a little bitch, mostly because he doesn’t care that much, and fails to notice that he came downstairs in his PJ bottoms ((Fan service for Females, because, why the fuck not)) And is now in his batsuit, when the third Ghost shows up.
The third Ghost has no real character it is supposed to be, it is just the grim reaper, and shows Bruce his grave, in which he flips out and decides to hand candy out on Halloween so people would remember him. Yea, the story falls a little flat in the end, but it is fun read.  But we will end on the best joke in this thing, because, well, why not. This is before he mets up with the Joker Ghost.

Yea, clearly this is the shrimp doing all this to you.

Yea, clearly this is the shrimp doing all this to you.

Funny Panel Friday Marvel Edition

I sure Hawkeye isn't the only one who gets this...

I sure Hawkeye isn’t the only one who gets this…

This is how you make a team

This is how you make a team

This is a name of a show for them....

This is a name of a show for them….

.....And I want to see it now. So bad.

…..And I want to see it now. So bad.

 

hehehehe

hehehehe

 

Funny Panel Friday Flash BACK

Yes, we have seen the panels before, but I have a shit ton of school work still. So I haven’t got a chance to read any of my new comics at all. So I’m gonna take next week off and hopefully be up the Monday after that.

Being undead just gives you reasons to be an ass. [The Looker #1]

Being undead just gives you reasons to be an ass. [The Looker #1]

Good God I wish Diana was like this in Justice League. Oh god how I wish she was. [Ame-con Girls #1]

Good God I wish Diana was like this in Justice League. Oh god how I wish she was. [Ame-con Girls #1]

Oh Terry.

Oh Terry.

 

Well, what do you expect Bruce? You ignore them! [Batman Throught the Looking Glass]

Well, what do you expect Bruce? You ignore them! [Batman Throught the Looking Glass]

 

 

 

Deadpool Funny Panel Friday- TAKE TWO! HIDE YOUR WIFE!

OH MY GOOD GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

 

Deadpool knows how to slove problems.

 

JFK, you hound dog

 

This Lady has balls.

 

 

 

Funny Panel Friday

So yea, there is that.

 

This cracks me up for some reason. I think it is Robin’s face.

 

Wait, Wait, You have to have Alfred tie your tie for every fucking event you go to, and you are giving him shit for not getting something himself? Hey, Pot, you are BLACK!

 

 

A little busy this week so a little on the short side. Haven’t had a chance to read through my backlog.

 

Funny Panel FridayDeadpool Love

I can tell you what I’m talking about Monday. Deadpool. HOLY SHIT! IT’S BALLS TO THE WALL AMAZING!

Just Look, JUST LOOK AT THE PANELS!

And Deadpool hasn’t shown up yet.

And he isn’t even in the comic two pages until he starts being himself.

 

Oh yea, they are fighting all the presidents. Did I not mention that?

 

Not even half of the funny shit in this thing.